February 2010
Why men are happy
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You...
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January 2010
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boys-next-door:
thisisthewayeprolls:
ZOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
awwwww <3
FLAPJACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“Anything you dream is fiction, and anything you accomplish is science, the whole...”
– Ray Bradbury (via booklover)
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Watchomfg i love it. Snooki on weekend update
“Reality continues to ruin my life.
- Bill Watterson”
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